Pun

[Pierre]

The owner of a brothel sued someone for selling him stolen goods. At the trial, the attorney for the fence cross-examined the witness for the prostitution.

[mugglemomof3]

very punny!!:lafhard:

[LisaJaney]

Oh Pierre, that is BAAAD! My mom LOVES puns; I'll tell her this one (no, she won't faint about a 'ho joke)

Here's her favorite, maybe you'll like it too, Pierre:

A guy needs a lawyer, so he calls the firm of Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith. They answer, "Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith, attorneys at law" and he says "Yes, I need a lawyer. Is Mr Smith available?"

"No, he's out of town on a case and won't be back til a week from Tuesday."

"Oh. Well, then, is Mr Smith available?"

"No, he's in the hospital having some minor surgery done and won't be free to see clients until the beginning of next month."

Getting discouraged, he said, "Well, what about Mr Smith?"

"He's out of town for a funeral; his wife's mother died"

"Well, how about Mr Smith? Is HE there?"

"Speaking!"

She just cackles when she tells that one. I have no idea why she thinks it's so funny, but she does.


Another one that made her laugh so loudly that the performer stopped and commented:

We were watching a performer at an amusement park up by Spokane (Silverwood Theme Park) and he was really ornery. When three girls came in late, he stopped everything and said, "Hello, ladies, can I get you anything? Like a WATCH?" Well, at one point he was juggling (he is a really good juggler) and he says, "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous". Mom just laughed SO loud. He said, "Oh, you like that one, Ma'am?"

Hope you enjoyed those. They're silly, but they remind me of my Mom, and she's one hip chick! (the best mom in the world)