Help me with LOLcats

[justgreen]

Help me title this pics so I can enter HRH on the cheezeburger site, pleas????? I'll pick the best one and the winner gets a prize!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/SOMETHINGSMELLSGOODOUTSIDE.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/KITTYINABOX4.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/SEEMYNEWPATIODOOR.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/IKEELJOOWITHRAVENSMIND.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/SHELLNEVERFINDMEUNDERHERE.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/GUARDINGMOMSSHOES.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/CALLOWEEN4.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/twofistedplease.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/Pepsiboxshrunk.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/almostgoneshrunk.jpg

[justgreen]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/WheresCallie.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/CallieShoe2.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/justgreen_/tiger.jpg

[ilovemycop]

I don't have any ideas but I hope you don't mind me saying that your cats are absolutely gorgeous.I don't think I've ever seen one as fat and cute as the first one.

Edit---I just looked again and I thought of a somewhat cute line for the presrciption bottle one...

I take zee drugs to eaze zee pain

[justgreen]

Hahaha, that is a cute saying.

Actually, all those pics are one cat.....HRH Princess Callie of the Moch Clan. She has her own cult following at LHC. She was half raised by some of the members there. She was abandoned and Cyk and Soup found her and brought her to me, screaming and ice cold, weighing about 4 ounces and eyes not open yet. She now weighs a WHOPPING 16 pounds and will be three years old in August, same as my LHC anniversary.:lafhard:

[ilovemycop]

that's the same cat????the last pictures look like a itty bitty kitten and the first set look like a old fat happy cat.wow.She is well taken care of and I love to see people that care greatly for their animals :)

[frannyg]

Justy, I don't speak LOLCat-speak, so I can't be of much help, but may I say it is certainly wonderful to see the photos of HRH Callie. I am a silent member of the cult, and I love her and her story, just about as much as I love you.:flower:

[mugglemomof3]

I've been wracking my brain and can only come up with the lame:

I is not rug. I is on rug!!!!

for (duh) the one of her on the rug.

groan.

I'll keep trying! She's a beaut! :whoohoo:

[CryssieWillow]

Ok, you have awesome cats :P
Here are my random ideas: I do suck at kittypidgin

1. Hah! Bow to da will of viktorycat! / I won, now gimme mah cheezburger!
2. O noez! Tuppahwere cat iz no cookie!
3. Pet mah belly! Then you can go out.
4. Go get him, Teddeh!
5.
6.
7.
8. Noo! Dunt leaf! Well figur it out!
9. Homelez cat got efikted
10.

11. Fuzzy kitteh helps da bebeh select his toys!
12. I haz claws so don't even think about it....
13. I likez it here. Will come out for phood. / Iz it safe to cum out?

[Koala Kim]

I like ilovemycop's drug one. :whoohoo:

However- HRH is trying to be patient with her, knowing that she does not know the protocol of CallieWorld, which is- Callie :soppy: is *not* fat, she is svelte with lots of hair/fur. :whoohoo:

I'll try to think of something. In the meantime, if someone comes up with a cute phrase, you can go to lolcat translator (http://speaklolcat.com/). It will convert your perfectly good English into unrecognizable lolcatspeak*. :lafhard:




*While I can read and understand lolcatspeak, I cannot for the life of me tranlate English into it.

[justgreen]

I like ilovemycop's drug one. :whoohoo:

However- HRH is trying to be patient with her, knowing that she does not know the protocol of CallieWorld, which is- Callie :soppy: is *not* fat, she is svelte with lots of hair/fur. :whoohoo:

I'll try to think of something. In the meantime, if someone comes up with a cute phrase, you can go to lolcat translator (http://speaklolcat.com/). It will convert your perfectly good English into unrecognizable lolcatspeak*. :lafhard:




*While I can read and understand lolcatspeak, I cannot for the life of me tranlate English into it.

I like all of them, so far....here is the first one translated.

I take the drugs to ease the pain
I TAEK TEH DRUGS 2 EASE TEH PAIN:geek:

[justgreen]

Justy, I don't speak LOLCat-speak, so I can't be of much help, but may I say it is certainly wonderful to see the photos of HRH Callie. I am a silent member of the cult, and I love her and her story, just about as much as I love you.:flower:

Awww "AW U R SO SWEET FRANNY":lafhard: I LUV U 2:ooh:

[Nat242]

How about 'Tupperware cat... is sealed for freshness'

Callie is beautiful by the way!

[justgreen]

TUPPERWARE KAT IZ SEALD 4 FRESHNES I love it!

[kwaniesiam]

Pill popping kitteh...

iz goin thru teh withdrawls!

for the one with the pill bottle :D I love lolcats!

I can be hasing tummy rubs? for the rug one

Wait! I is not being ded yet no coffins plzkthnx. for the green tupperware.

Mime kitteh is practicing for teh big showz.

[justgreen]

Hi Amy! It's good to see you, even though your mug is behind that mug. I'm so funny. NOT Oy vey, I'm horrible when I don't feel good. This thread makes me laugh!

[justgreen]

Pill popping kitteh...

iz goin thru teh withdrawls!

for the one with the pill bottle :D I love lolcats!

I can be hasing tummy rubs? for the rug one

Wait! I is not being ded yet no coffins plzkthnx. for the green tupperware.

Mime kitteh is practicing for teh big showz.

I like that one! I like the ones that say thanks...LOL

[ilovemycop]

I like all of them, so far....here is the first one translated.

I take the drugs to ease the pain
I TAEK TEH DRUGS 2 EASE TEH PAIN:geek:


ahhhh so that's lolcat speak....my hubby's friend and gf love that site.I keep meaning to go to it.

[harley mama]

Those photos of Callie are so darn cute Justy!

[Koala Kim]

TUPPERWARE KAT IZ SEALD 4 FRESHNES I love it!
I love that one! :whoohoo:

And both kwaniesiam & ilovemycop for the drugs are good ones.

As for me...OH HAI. I DOAN HAS CLUE. :lafhard:

[justgreen]

Now I just have to find a program to photoshop with. I doan has one on mah thingy.

[peacecat3]

I only have two suggestions :eureka:

For the first pic: "Mah fuhd. You has it."

For the rug pic: "If you wants mah body, and you tink I'z secksy . . ."

If I get anymore brainstorms I'll post. I love the "Tupperware kitteh"! Callie has grown so big! She's so purdy.

[justgreen]

peacecat, those are both good! I like the first one best, she bothers the heck out of me every morning and every afternoon at 4pm, like clock work.

[Starr]

Now I just have to find a program to photoshop with. I doan has one on mah thingy.

You can always download GIMP, it has most of the same functions, is fairly easy to learn and best of all it's free. . .:geek: Yes, I'm a nerd.

www.gimp.org (http://www.gimp.org)

[Miss Murphy]

Teh smell, she killed me

for the one with the Crocs.

I love lolcats! And I have to mention the Lough-out-loud cats again, as they are my favourite webcomic of the moment:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/
Two hobo kitties from the early days of the 20th century, speaking in LOLspeak. It doesn't get any cuter than this. :)

And I have to say, Callie really is a beaut! :soppy:

[Miss Murphy]

Now I just have to find a program to photoshop with. I doan has one on mah thingy.

Justy, if you need it just for the captioning, you can do that right on the site:

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/

[eadwine]

*comes in, sees all the mangling of language, runs back out*

Sorry, hate leet txt and such. Bleh ;)

[justgreen]

Not Working Bbiab

[justgreen]

*comes in, sees all the mangling of language, runs back out*

Sorry, hate leet txt and such. Bleh ;)

WTH is leet txt? This thread has LOLCAT in the heading, right there is a warning that the text is not normal. Enter at your own risk, but leave the negative comments at the door plz thks.:gurn:

[Wanita]

*comes in, sees all the mangling of language, runs back out*

Sorry, hate leet txt and such. Bleh ;)

Haha - I know; after a while, reading that site makes my brain hurt. But the pictures are so cute!

[justgreen]

Site Not Working, Hang On

[eadwine]

Thread title can be LOLcats, but that doesn't tell me a thing.

[justgreen]

Ha got it finally.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?KITTEHLIEKITH128485162289231355.jpg

vot her plzthx
*snicker*

[Tabitha]

i haz done voted :whoohoo:

[justgreen]

#2
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?HOMELESKITTEHG128485213028450105.jpg

[Koala Kim]

i haz done voted :whoohoo: me too. :whoohoo:

[justgreen]

#3 no wonder i'm always needing refills

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?KITTEHNOTTAEK128485218531731355.jpg

[Koala Kim]

#3 no wonder i'm always needing refills

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?KITTEHNOTTAEK128485218531731355.jpg
bawahahaha!!! :lafhard:

[justgreen]

#4 Is this considered animal cruelty?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?WAITIIRNOTB128485229566731355.jpg

ETA: I enlarged the picture!

[Koala Kim]

#4 Is this considered animal cruelty?

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?waitiirnot128485107283293855.jpg
Justy- the picture of this one is very small. Can you go back in and make it bigger?

[ilovemycop]

i just voted for all three.good luck!And I can stay on that site all day just laughing.I need to go there more often.

edit-you posted the last one as i was leaving this message.I voted for all four now.keep em coming!

[justgreen]

Justy- the picture of this one is very small. Can you go back in and make it bigger?

I just did, thx!

[Koala Kim]

Woohoo! Going back to vote!

[Nat242]

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[/URL]*comes in, sees all the mangling of language, runs back out*

Sorry, hate leet txt and such. Bleh ;)


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[cruztacean]

Gotz um covrd.